New study finds eating pu$$y may cure cancer

Besides giving a girl pleasure down there, eating her pu$$y has another health advantage: A new study found that cunnilingus may cure cancer.

Researchers at the State University of New York discovered that the act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitalia encourages the production of hormones like oxytocin and DHEA which are proven to provide protection against cancer and heart disease.

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The research also tackled the sedative effects of carpet munching. It promotes the release of the "love hormone," oxytocin, in addition to endorphins which interact with the receptors in the brain to reduce one's perception of pain.

These can relieve migraine headaches and promote sleep, the study claims.

So guys, if you haven't mastered the fine art of making love to a woman's private part using your mouth and tongue, better start now. It's good for your health.

Sources: Daily Digest, Maxim