Surname wars: Battle of funny, ridiculous last names

The 'surname wars' is a popular thread on FEU Portraits Facebook page where people can tell stories about their funny or ridiculous last names.

Started off by FEU (Far Eastern University) Secret Files, the battle allows netizens to laugh at or make fun of instead of getting upset about their surnames.

Posted so far are amusing last names that can be associated to gestures, actions, expressions, situations, and even food, history, places, or double-entendres, you know, those words or phrases that can be understood in various ways.

The following are some of the funny surnames. Feel free to add in the comments section if you have one.

Hat tip to RachFeed and Social Trends PH